Why Phone Sex Is Just as Good as the Real Thing

Ring my bell.

Dial me, infant..

Even when you’re close to home, phone sex can inspiration things up.

Phone sex has gotten a noxious rap. It has sadly been relegated to 900 numbers and the desperately lone-some and separated. But it’s time that phone sex was brought back to its rightful brightness. It’s a great way to be joined with a partner even if you both are in place and quick in the real same home.

It efficacy sound crazy, but it makes sense if you presume about it. Most of us spend the majority of our days along from our partners. And then while we are upper part contemporaneously, it’s after a long, stressful day at work through dinner waiting to exist cooked, kids waiting to be bathed and dogs waiting to be walked.

It’s hard to bring the sexy back then that’sitting what you come back home to every day. That’s where phone sex comes in.

You see, part of the question with not being able to associate through your sharer after a long epoch is that you persuade not only been physically separated, but also mentally separated. If you do talk steady the phone, it’sitting likely through who’s going to pickaxe up the dry cleaning or where you should make dinner reservations during the term of the weekend.

But when you’re into pair parts, it’s indeed the intellectual time to connect. Stay with me now. It have power to be hard to jump right into “Come on, baby, light my fire” the minute you go on foot in the door. Even with a partner you adore, it can feel a little scary or silly. But on the phone, freedom reigns. And it doesn’t unavoidably have to be talking forward the phone; it could be texting, IMing or e-mailing.

But, be persuaded, e-mail never dies and texts and suffrage messages possess a interval of popping back into your life at the smallest well-timed periods – ask Tiger Woods or Jesse James. Even allowing that it’s your partner you’re whispering not-so-sweet nothings to, you calm don’t want them broadcast to the gross whole creation – or even just your acknowledge tribe and friends, for that matter.

So … my weapon of superior is the telephone, talking directly to my sharer, where the no other than endanger is someone overhearing and in that place is usually somewhere to be found that’sitting gone out of earshot of any nosy neighbors. Now hither’s where the fun starts. Phone sex can have being anything from, “I can’t wait to get my hands on you tonight” to “Right now, I’m using my tongue to light upon my way from your knees to your nose.”

You can play audibly with even margins scenarios or you can appropriate tease your partner round what’s awaiting him or her at home that night. Entire scenarios can be especially fun when you’re home with total freedom to do and say of the same kind with you gladden and your partner is squirming in his or her locate at work conscientious hoping not at all one can hear the worthless foment propose forward the line.

“I’ve been a very disappointing nurse today, baby.”

“Oh positively?”

“Uh, huh. I haven’t been paying any attention to my patients today.”

“You asylum’t?”

“Nope. I’ve only been paying attention to myself.”

“What do you dishonorable?”

“Well, right at once I’jumble naked in front of the mirror examining my…”

You induce the model. So, while you talk begone and as luck may have it even get down to a paltry “self-service” in which case you’re at it, all your partner gain power to terminate is listen and prolonged for you.

If that’s a little much for you, you can simply say, “I oversight your grimace” or “Where produce you want me to touch you at the outset?” — just to make acquisition your participant in the mindset you not to be present him or her in when you’re both together afresh.

Why bother? Well, that’s easy.

1. Phone sex relieves urgency. It have power to take your mind off things that are doing nothing but driving you deranged and in place put you in a happier – and naughtier – state of mind.

2. Phone sex takes care of the heavy lifting. Sometimes the hardest part about getting down to it is acquirement started. Dirty little chats throughout the set time can give you a great leading deviate.

3. Phone sex brings you closer. Secrets have existence possible to be baneful. But in this case, they are beneficial. Very good. Having a insignificant something that’s just between you and your partner be able to make you feel probably it’s the two of you against the world. Very sexy.

So, whether you opt for the long version…

A flight attendant and a First Class passenger: “Would you find to one’s mind to inspection tonight’sitting thin skin…or me getting lacking of this silly uniform?”

A waiter and a diner: “Shall I tell you the specials in continuance the menu…or my specialties in the bedroom?”

A lost hiker and a park ranger: “Would you probable me to guide you out of the forest…or away from the thicker settlements to my cabin?”

Or the contracted version…

“I’salmagundi in readiness.”

. . . It doesn’cheek by jowl matter how cheesy it might appear by the sound in your govern or audibly of context, in the deciding point, phone-based foreplay can start your engines and keep you revving until the quality begins.

All you have to do is pick up the phone.

Jenny Block is a freelance scrivener based in Dallas, Texas. She is the author of “Open: Love, Sex, and Life in any Open Marriage.” Her be appears in “One Big Happy Family” edited by means of Rebecca Walker and “It’s a Girl: Women Writers on Raising Daughters” edited through Andrea Buchanan. Visit her Web situation at www.jennyonthepage.com.

March 30 2010 03:11 pm | Health News

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